If You Want Kanye West To Perform At Your Son’s Bar Mitzvah Its Going To Run You $1 Million

Media honcho Jeff Zucker balked at Kanye’s price tag to perform at a bar mitzvah for his son on Saturday night after learning it would cost him a cool $1 million, according to THE NEW YORK POST.

The former NBC Universal CEO toyed with the idea of shelling out $800,000 to House Mother but ultimately rolled with Drake (a fellow Jewish brethren) instead, bringing the grand total of the Four Season’s event — which included a photo booth, an iPad station where they could, say, update their Facebook statuses, a bracelet-making lounge and a customized-phone-cover station — to an estimated $250,000.

Meanwhile in the real world the gas is still too damn high.